How To Talk To Girls At Parties

A poorly curated inspiration board for the sartorially inclined.
Dear itsallmentalmasturbation,
I spend 10 bones on Esquire’s Big Black Book.  Then I take the effort to exacto knife the pages out.  Then I walk to the scanner in my office. Then I scan the page. Then I email it to myself. Then I upload it in Blogger.  I may even write some words about it. Why you gotta son the shit outta me by not offering credit?  Damn, can a blogger live? Good day!
Cheers,
Lawrence
[Editor’s Note: I wouldn’t normally get that pissed, but this is clearly a scan lifted from my blog that I went through some effort to put up for you guys.]
whiskeysoaked:

I’ve posted and reblogged this before….but it is Pesko! 

Dear itsallmentalmasturbation,

I spend 10 bones on Esquire’s Big Black Book.  Then I take the effort to exacto knife the pages out.  Then I walk to the scanner in my office. Then I scan the page. Then I email it to myself. Then I upload it in Blogger.  I may even write some words about it. Why you gotta son the shit outta me by not offering credit?  Damn, can a blogger live? Good day!

Cheers,

Lawrence

[Editor’s Note: I wouldn’t normally get that pissed, but this is clearly a scan lifted from my blog that I went through some effort to put up for you guys.]

whiskeysoaked:

I’ve posted and reblogged this before….but it is Pesko! 

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    Dear itsallmentalmasturbation, I spend 10 bones on Esquire’s Big Black Book. Then I take the effort to exacto knife the...
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    I’ve posted and reblogged this before….but it is Pesko!
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