How To Talk To Girls At Parties

A poorly curated inspiration board for the sartorially inclined.

MUSIC REVIEWS ARE STUPID BECAUSE IT’S LIKE ME EATING A ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND TELLIN YOU WHAT THE SHIT TASTE LIKE. WHAT IF I HATE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES AND YOU LOVE THOSE SHITS? I’MA BE LIKE ‘THIS WAS AN UNIMPRESSIVE JUMBLE OF CARBS THAT I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT’ AND YOU READ THE SHIT LIKE ‘OH, DAMN I AIN’T FUCKIN WIT IT THEN,’ THEN YOU FUCK AROUND AND DON’T EAT AN ICECREAM SANDWICH CUZ I SAID I DON’T LIKE IT AND YOU TRUST ME BECAUSE I WORK FOR A REPUTABLE ICE CREAM MAGAZINE!! WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT?

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